(+Slaivis) I said this a few days ago to someone: If love is a battlefield, I’m an armchair general.
(justicate) armchair?
(+Slaivis) Armchair general: Someone who commands a battle without being there, without knowing exactly what is going on; generally used to denote incompetence.
(justicate) oh hahahahah
(+freelancer) Hmm… If love is a battlefield, I’m probably a civilian…
(justicate) a casualty of war huh
(+freelancer) More like someone not really involved at all
(+freelancer) I get to see some of the action, but mostly by accident…
#xkcd [paraphrased]